- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

What did the blond say to the other blond? "I like your shoes."

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

a man makes a bad joke

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

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