what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

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A cheerio gets a job at McDonalds and after working for a while, he gets employee of the month and goes to the district ball. While there, he meets a female(frosted) cheerio whom he asks out. She refuses because she only dates frosted cheerios. So, the male goes back to work for the next year, and his boss is happy with his work, so he asks him if he would like anything. The cheerio says yes, i want to be frosted. The boss says ok, i'll make you frosted, so now that he's frosted, he goes back to the ball. He asks the same female cheerio out, she says yes this time. He then asks her if she wants something to drink, she says yes. She wants some milk. So the guy stands in line for about 15 minutes, when he gets to the front, there is no more milk left. So he asks her if she would like some tea. she says yes. So he goes and stands in line for another 15 minutes only to find out there is no more tea. So then he asks her if she would like some punch, shesays yes. So after an hour of searching, he finds out there is no punchline......

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Joey: hey bobby who you talking to? Bobby: oh yeah I forgot to tell you your mom died.

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Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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The american education system.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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