- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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