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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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