What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

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What did the man say when he saw his t.v. floating in the middle of the night? I must be seeing things. By logic, televisions don't float. My weary eyes must be playing tricks on me and I should probably go back to sleep.

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

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Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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