How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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