What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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