"What's your name?" "Josephine." "Josephine?" "No, Josephine." "That's what I said." "I know,"

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

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What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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