An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

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