Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

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There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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