- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Wow you look beautiful in that picture..... Let me see your tits. Sorry, I thought I was still texting.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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