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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

"is it just me or is it getting really hot in here?" "the house is on fire and we are locked in"

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

Want to hear the World's shortest joke? Peace. [L]

The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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