A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Because Einstein said so. According to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory Because she repeatedly wrote Ws

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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