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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Tony Romo

Cripples are lame.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

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