- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

What happened to the guy who took more lineage then he should have? He went to sleep.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

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