How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

A little girl was curious about where people come from so she asked a very controversial question. Girl goes up to her mother and ask "Mommy, where do babies come from?" Mother replies "Ask daddy." Girl says "Daddy, where do babies come from?" Father replies "Ask the dog." Girl then goes up to her dog and says "Doggy, where do babies come from?" The dog doesn't reply because it's a dog.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

KANE TUCKER HAS A CHODE THE SIZE OF HIS FINGER NAIL

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

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