- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Cripples are lame.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

woman's rights

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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