- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

what happened to your carpool? they died.

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

like if your cool

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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