Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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