Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

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A bishop died and went to heaven. At the Pearly gates he sees Saint Peter , so he says to Peter "All my life I've been a committed Christian, but I just before I died I was tempted by a woman of ill repute". Saint Peter says "This is just an illusion, your dying brain is merely conjuring up images based on your presuppositions of an 'afterlife'. You have about three seconds left"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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