- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Yes

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Everybody will die

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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