- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a bar. The second guy ducks.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Actually it was me Josh brown

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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