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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

When life gives you lemons, you must also have a proportionally sufficient amount of both water and sugar in order to make lemonade.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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