Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

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-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

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why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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