Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

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Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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