What do a cow and a banana have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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