How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Oh my God! A talking dog!

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

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