- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

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