How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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Why did the pedophile cross the road? To molest a child.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.?

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Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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