Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What is life? Paul.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

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What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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A man went skydiving and tragically died.

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

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How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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