- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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