Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

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Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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