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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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