I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

You know what's funny? Rape

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