Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

On Wednesday night, a drunk man was walking on the cliffs of dover. his funeral was saturday.

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping, and pitch their tent under the stars. During the night, Holmes wakes his companion and says: 'Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce.' Watson says: 'Someboby stole our tent.' Holmes and Watson look at each other, shrug and go back to sleep. At least the thief kept their blankets.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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