Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Charlie Sheen is winning

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Whose your daddy? Not me

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What do I hate? people

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