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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

the chicken crossed the road. the chicken was then caught by animal control because it was in the middle of a city.

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

So this guy was making a sandwich...

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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