Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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