- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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