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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

Q: Why was the Asian teacher fired from her job? A: Because she always showed to school too late and to make matters worse the school had recently found out that she was a raging alcoholic.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

What is one similarity between John Samos, and the dreadful clown? they have a red nose and are payed to be funny, aside from John Samos!

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

Three fish swim into a bar. The first one says "blub blub blub". The second one says "blub blub blub". The third one says "I'm not a fish I'm a human". What does the bartender say? Answer = Ayy Llmao _George_Bush_

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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