How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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What do you do when a blonde takes the pin out of a grenade and throws it at you? Take cover as there is a person close to you wielding an active grenade.

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Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Dwarf Shortage

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Gregory: Hey, aren't you that pretty girl I saw from the party? Jenny: Huh? Gregory: No wait, it can't be you. Because you are WAY prettier. Jenny: Aw, that's so sweet, lemme give you my phone number. Gregory: Okay I'm ready to copy Jenny: It's 1-800-get-a-life-loser Gregory: Biitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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