a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

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How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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