what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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A seal walks into a club.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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