I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What's 1+1? 69.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Grace Ackerson

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

NEVER

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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