- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

the WNBA.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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