- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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