- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

I like school Said no one ever.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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