- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe, When he woke up one night he discovered with fright, That the friendly old neighbor from next door had broken into his house with a chain saw in an alcohol-induced murder attempt.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

What word is always spelled wrongly? None of them. Every word has been spelled right at some point.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

I'm so punny.

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

A Mexican and an African American are in a car, who is driving? The Mexican, while the African American rides in the passenger seat.

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

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