- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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