- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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