What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Doctor I have a headace! The doctor was dead.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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Fill in the blank: A ______ is a man's best friend. Jake: Is it dog? Host: YES! Now for the 1 million dollars! Finish the sentence: I just saved a lot of money by Jake: Switching to Geico? Host: Sorry, that's incorrect. The correct answer is "I just saved a lot of money by not spending it on useless junk and by budgeting my account towards investing in the future." Oh well, nice try.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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star wars kid

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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