Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

a black man walks out of popeyes

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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