- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

A baby seal walks into a club.

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