What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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womans rights...

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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