- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

why did the blue berry cross the road

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

Why do thieves shower before undertaking a robbery? Probably part of their morning routine.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

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