- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Guy 1: "Smells like UpDog in here." Guy 2: "No it doesnt.."

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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