- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

whats hairy and crys your mom

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

No it doesnt..

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

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