what is white on top and black on bottom Society What is black on top and white on bottom Rape

If you give a hobo a stick he might poke u with it

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

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