- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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