- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

united we sit, cause we're fat

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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