My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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Jesus Christ

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Jay-z

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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There once was this guy and he fell down

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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