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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

Tony Romo

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and Michael Jackson? Spelling.

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