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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

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