- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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