Knock knock, COME IN!

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

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how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

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Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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When the mom came home from work, she was very tired. Her son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She says sure and makes one for him. The boy was very happy and ate his sandwich. I was actually lying above. The mom was actually killed by three men in hoodies that were hiding in her backyard. The came inside and also murdered the boy. Worst of all the killers took all of the food and the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat, Guess it doesn't matter since he is gone...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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