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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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