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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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