- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing. I don't know. Why? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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