- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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