- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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