- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

what did Shivank say to Ricky? "you suck dick" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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