It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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What do you call it wen black people are sky diving? ...Night

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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