- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Whats worse than suicide? death

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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