How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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why is cancer a big thing because its bad

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

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a man about 65 years old is tired with his life. he begins to realize that it is meaningless to him. whil on his way to commit suicide, he comes across a man with a magicul offer. the magical man is offering to grant him the power to fly. although, the magical man wants something in return. the 65 year old man, says to himself, "i have nothing to lose". so he gives the magical man all his money and possesions he has with him. with a flick of his wrist, the magical man says, "ok, you have now been granted the power to fly". the 65 year old man, overjoyed of how he has the ability to fly runs to the nearest cliff and jumps. too bad the magical man was really male prostitute broke out of money and tricked the 65 year old man into beleiving that he had magical powers to grant him the power to fly. the 65 yeard old man died from impact and the male prostitute walked away with a wallet full of money.

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Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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How do you torture a turtle? If you came up with an answer to that question you are completely and utterly unethical and immoral.

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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