- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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