What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Eric is gay Ha

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Adam Chebali is awesome

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

A guy walks into a bar

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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