A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

How old is victor? Half past dead

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

what did Tim get for Valentimes day? nothing, no such day exists. spell check

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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