- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Knock knock, COME IN!

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? I don't stab pizza 47 times in the chest with a chainsaw.

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

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