- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Micheal Jackson has never been on the moon, Neil Armstrong never had plastic surgery and Micheal was a pop star.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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