- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

Whats worse than suicide? death

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Why are you asking me this question? That's awful and you should be ashamed of yourself.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Knock knock, COME IN!

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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