- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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