Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said, "No change. He's likely to die, too."

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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