I am a mime

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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What's grey and can't fly? A castle

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

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Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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