How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

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Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

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Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

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roses are red violets are blue porn hub is down your mums facebook will do

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

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Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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