- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

How many women does it take to changed a light bulb? 12. 11 to form a committee and 1 to make her boyfriend do it.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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