- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Why is my penis rainbow colored?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

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