Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

so...um, yeah

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

A miserable man committed suicide.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

how to turn invisable. eat yourself

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