- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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