- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

What is the biggest lie of 2011? "I do"- Kim kardashian

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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