- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

Where can I apply for janitor school?

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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