Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

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A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

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roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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