What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

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Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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