- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

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