what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

how do you win a game try your best

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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