- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the European wife. is very disappointed in her night.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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