- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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