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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Poop

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

i hate non minorities!

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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