- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

A white man is found dead in an alley way, who was the murderer? The black guy trying to climb up the walls to escape.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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