did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

whats worse than walking in to the doctors office and he says you got aids heaps of stuff can be worse but haha you got aids

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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