- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??