Knock Knock Who's there? Your friend, George. Oh hi George, I'll be there in a sec.

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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