What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

A pope meets another one

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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