Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

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What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

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What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

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