A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

Refridgerator.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

Your big dick.

Anti Joke

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