- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

wormly wormly sat on the worm theworm said wormly and went to warmly

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

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