- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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