- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

Why couldn't little Jimmy play catch with his dad? Because he was an orphan.

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

What's white and black? Color blind.

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

Q:Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A:Because it wa dead!!!!!!

what do you call a sick eagle illegal

Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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