why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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