- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than failing an English test? finding out your now exgirlfriend has aids.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

When were in a zombie apocalypse I will make sure to save you for 40 days and then I will sacrifice you

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

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