A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

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what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

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Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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