- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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