What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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first

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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A lot eh?

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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