- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than having to listen a song from Justin Bieber? Being wrongfully convicted of child molestation,rape and murder and spending 50 years in prison before being acquited by DNA-analysis.

Knock Knock Sadly the old woman was death and didn't hear the door knock.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Ashton Kutcher meets a fine cougar at a bar and the cougar fatally wounded his throat.

What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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