- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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