What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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Women's rights

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Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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what did the orange say to the apple? hi

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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