Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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