Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

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How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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