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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

a black man pays his child support

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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