- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

If your reading this, youre not blind.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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