Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

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went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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woman's rights

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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How do you remind your kids of family? You brand them with the family crest.

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

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What do you call a black person that flies a plane? A pilot you racist BITCH! Its ok a niggah gots altititude.

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