- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

I'm Coming

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

i'm hard

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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