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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

XD Jackass.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

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