- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

what do you call a brown man that has been repeatedly shanked and has been fucked up the arse by 10 Rag heads in one night and thrown in a well to slowly and painfully die? Lloyd.

Why do fat people commit suicide

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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