human centipede

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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every knight i see an owl at window

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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