what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying what's repetitive and really annoying

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

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Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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You know what's funny? Rape

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

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Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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