(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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Obama Getting Re-Elected.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Q: What's worse than a black guy with a gun? A: the holocaust

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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