- Anti Joke

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

What would you find if you shaved chuck norris's beard? A chin.

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.