- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met you

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

A russian, a jew, and a black guy are walking down the street. The midget trips and knocks into the jew who in turn knocks into the black guy. It turns out that they all know each other from high school. They ended up going out for lunch and drinks and it actually turned into a great day.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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