- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Your mom.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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