- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

why dont they make black forks

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

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