- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

kieran is a homosexual

Why did the girl fall over? She was poisoned for being the fairest one of all.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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