What page are you on The gay page.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

A guy walks into a bar

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What did the coworker say about the new girls butt Nothing be cause he was quite the gentleman and wanted to be respectful ts the woman as she already had enough problems such as being hit by a bus and dying.

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