Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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You are joking right?

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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AIDS

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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