- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Chuck Norris once jumped off of a 9 story building. He broke half of the bones in his body because he is 71 years old.

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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