A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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i like turtles

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The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

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what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

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A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

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Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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