What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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