- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

Two homosexuals walk into a bedroom, and begin to have sex.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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