Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

How did the man kill the black fly? He called the KKK fly and had it lynch the black fly

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What's worse then failing a test. Being raped by a horse

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

All of these jokes are about white people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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