- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What's 1+1? 69.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

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