- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Chuck Norris.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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