- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

yolo your orange looks orange

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Fat? Jesse Z

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, hes allergic to it.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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