- Anti Joke

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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