- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

i like turtles

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

Once there was a dog, another one came to it and then there were two.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

your mama so old, shes dead.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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