- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

i'm hard

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Jesus Christ

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Please ignore this statement.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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