- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why did Obama cross the road? Oh, wait, he didn't make it.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

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