- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One asks the other "Isn't it hot in here?" To which the other replies, "Holy ****, a talking muffin!"

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

there was a black guy and white guy, they were walking down a street to da bus stop, the bus comes by and says where yall goin and they say 21st avenue street; so they walk away and the black guy says(in a black voice): "wait buses dont talk!"

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