- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

Your Mom The End.

Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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