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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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