- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Roses are red, yup.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

What rhymes with milk...milf

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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