- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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