- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What is black and white, and red all over? A mutilated penguin.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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