Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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A man was shot. He died.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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Micheal Curran...that is all.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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