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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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