So a horse walks into a bar. The rancher immediately contacted medical help, and with a little teamwork, the horse was treated and revived.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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What did the raped girl get for Christmas? Pregnant.

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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NA LINDOL BA KAPAG NATALON ANG MATATABA :8

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I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

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I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

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Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

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Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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What did the Muslim receive for Christmas? Nothing. Muslims don't celebrate Christmas.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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