knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

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how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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A man did not like this site

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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