- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Apple hates Blackberry.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

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