What do you call a good anti-joke? something you feel like you should go to hell for laughing at.

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Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

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school homewrok

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I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

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Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

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What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am a bitch, and so are you!

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

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What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

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Man: You know what sucks? Other man: What? Man: Diarrhea... Know what's worse? Other man: No, what? Man: The smell.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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