- Anti Joke

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....