- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

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What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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