- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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