what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Homo say what?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga in the morning You poke her face

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What do you have, if you have fists the can kill someone in one punch? Hulk's DNA

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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