- Anti Joke

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Granny porn!

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

human centipede

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda