- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

Why didn't Avery die when he got hit by a bus? The bus was going three miles per hour.

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

knock knock come in !

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

why did you poop because you are a poop

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

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