- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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