How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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What's worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

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when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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