- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

A house comes around the corner.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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