A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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This is an anti-joke.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

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Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

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Guest what in the butt

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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