whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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