"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

womens rights

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

knock knock who's there? your destiny

A woman becomes pregnant. 9 months later she has a baby.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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