Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "I'm going to kill everyone you've ever loved you fucking cocksucker, you think you can get away with sleeping with my wife? You better think again kiddo I will take away everything from you until you are reduced to a smoldering ruin of what you once was, mark my words bitch."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Whats funny about a blonde, brunette and red-head stranded on an island? Nothing. They are in a very dangerous survival situation, which could prove to be fatal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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