knock knock... ...no answer

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

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Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

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Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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