- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

what's funny about war? nothing!

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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