Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

yo mamma's so fat you're fat too, because it's genetical

Camerons hair is Curly..

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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