What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

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So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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This winter: "The seal is broken, as the spirits of hell go across the world, I can help you find them Clint! But only you can prevent them from killing your family!" "I will do whatever I must!" "Be careful, you can only see them with medication sample X, and destroy them with the super addictive Meladocs 5" "HOW DO I KILL THEM! I CANNOT HANDLE MORE MELADOCS 5! ITS ADDICTIVE AS HELL!" "Only you can save us Clint, only you can do this until their world malfunctions saving us all, but killing you in the process!" "I WILL... I CAN!... UGH... HOW MUCH LONGEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" THE PACKMAN: THE MOVIE.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Eddie Murphy's recent film career.

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Whats green and fluffy? Your mom.

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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Q:How do you kill an Elephant? A:With an Elephant gun Q:How do you kill a blue Elephant? A:With a blue Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a purple Elephant? A:With a purple Elephant gun. Q:How do you kill a red Elephant? A:There is no such thing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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