- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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