- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Why did the man fart? He didn't. Stop being so dirty-minded.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What do you do if you find blood in your poo? Stop stabbing yourself in the arse with a fork on wednesdays...

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

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