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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Ben Corbishley

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Penis

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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