Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

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What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

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Pickle

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

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Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

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Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

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How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

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A horse walks into a bar, and is then put down because of the injuries it sustained from the impact.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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