- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

I like school Said no one ever.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

homosexual rights to marriage

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Balls

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

A Penguin Waddles into Abercrombie and Fitch.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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