Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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roses are red, violets are blue, poems are stupid, refridgerator

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

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69.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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