- Anti Joke

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.