- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

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