You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Lol, okay you have made Nero of the clan of the Moralians the mighty laugh and go aww... Seriously, first of all, WHAT THE FUCK IS NAUSEUS? Secondly, okay its Ridge Racer, close enough, aww, seriously that sounds like the cutest thing, I mean did you bleed? DID YOU HARM YOURSELF! DELIGHTFUL... Moral: Seriously though, seeing you tilt over while playing a racing game, kinda cute, just put a pillow there next time you know just saying, because I play videogames, I cant go sexytime for hours without pumping some ADRENALINE INTO MY MIGHTY ROD OF STONEFLESH!

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

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Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

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why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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What do you get when you hit a kid with a hockeystick? arrested.

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What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

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An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

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4501 3346 1687 2292 david0209. never do this.

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Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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