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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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