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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Italian, a Mexican, and an American are eating lunch on a bridge. The Mexican drops his taco off the side of the bridge and the Italian and American were kind enough to share some of their lunch with the Mexican making it a successful picnic. Their ethnicity was not relevent at all.

Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

A muslim walks through a medal detector before the entrance of the airport terminal. The alarm goes off and he is arrested by TSA officials, they open his jacket and find 30lbs of high explosives.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

Japan is Weird We aren’t saying Japanese people are weird but it’s a fact that the strangest pictures floating around the internet are from Japan.

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

how did the man with just a head hide the fact that he murdered someone? im not sure but this seems highly untrue as someone could not kill someone with just their head.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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