- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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