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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

What's blue and rhymes purple? Get Out

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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